IU CINEMA: "Never Too Young to Die"

  • November 3, 2017
  • Indiana University Cinema
  • 1213 E. 7th Street, Bloomington, IN 47405
  • 812-856-CINE
  • 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM
  • Free, but ticketed

Never Too Young To Die is a genre-bending film that may be the best worst thing you’ve never seen. Reluctant high-school gymnast cum sci-fi secret agent Lance Stargrove (22-year-old John Stamos) must avenge his father, killed by the problematically “hermaphroditic” warlord Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons), who also plans to commit a major terrorist attack. The film is brimming with inexplicable plot points, painfully overlong softcore love scenes, jaw-dropping “special effects,” and some of the most unintentionally hilarious editing ever captured on film. Print Coutesy of the Academy Film Archive. Contains mature content. (35mm Presentation)

IU CINEMA: "Never Too Young to Die"